Sort of a little adventure

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So we sort of had a little adventure.

Cool, enjoy…Thanks.

Along the way, we took pictures of posters of mountains and flowers:

and then we met a magic unicorn:

and he took us on a ride on his magic carpet, which was actually a Persian rug:

and then we took a walk through the forest:

and then we went to subway:

and we got a chicken parm with white american, roasted chicken, and marinara sauce from the meatball mix and then we put lettuce, bannana peppers, mayo, tomatoes, and oregano, on white bread not toasteddand it is da bomb, old school recipe 4 subway…

then we saw a leopard wit bluish green eyes:

Then we ate some snickers:

anyways we we at the zoo when we saw the leopard so it all gravy, yo…

anyways, then we walked into a bookstore and bought a book about hulk elvis:

then we went sailing on this:

anyways it was fun, so we went and got some womens wool socks:

cool, anyways, we all think it’s great.

P.s.

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How Elvis Saved Christmas

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This is a funny short story about Christmas.

It’s a rad and humorous story, lol, and it has pictures too.

Check it out, it’s pretty hilarious!

Also, you can buy anything in the story by clicking on the pictures..

Have fun!

Here’s Santa:

Santa is at the north pole getting ready for Christmas, and making all of his toys and he needs a new sleigh, because his got hit by a monster truck at his visit in Ohio to the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of fame.

Santa’s daughter, Jacqueline, recommended that they get a racecar:

A Bugatti:

and she said they could put it on tracks, kinda like a rollercoaster to deliver all of the toys

they could kinda have like rollercoasters everywhere, so the kids could get their toys easier:

or maybe like on a toy racetrack:

or they could take a train, like

in a toy train set:

anyways, Ms. Claus wanted Rudolf to decide, so

he said, let’s just rollerblade everywhere:

and so they did.

And they had to carry a wheelbarrow:

to put all of the toys in.

Anyways, they went to chili’s after they were done, with some gift cards someone had left them:

and then they went and ate some really good cookies that were left for them too…

Cinnamon bun Oreos:

with some egg nog:

and some pumpkin spice granola:

Wow, they loved all the food so much, that they needed to sleep

so they went and got mypillow:

and slept on their foam mattresses at the North Pole:

Anyways, it was late, and they still had a lot to do, so they decided on some medicinal coffee:

And that gave them energy, so they decided to do some reps on the bench press:

then they put on their rollerblades, and skated around times square, and they went and saw a Broadway show:

Anyways, they took a lot of pictures with their new nikon digital camera:

and then they went to Africa, where they saw a bunch of giraffes, but they were really in a toy store and the giraffes were stuffed animals:

and the kids wanted all of the stuffed giraffes, so they could feel like their basement was Africa,

Anyways, then they went kayaking in their little sea kayak:

which, Santa, the Reindeer, and Jacquiline, and Mrs. Claus all had their own kayaks.

Anyways, they parked on the bank of the river, and then they had a picnic from their picnic basket:

And they saw a guy in camo:

and he was trying to kill Rudolf!

Oh no!

Anyways, Santa got his trusty pocketknife out:

and got his throwing stars, and then he got in his Bugatti and hid at the Hyatt in Amsterdam:


Then one day he ordered papa’s:

and they brought him burger king instead:

Anyways, traffic was a nightmare in Amsterdam, so they took a fishing trip in their fishing boat:

and then they went to walgreens to get some aleve pm, because their backs hurt, they had a long day, and they were tired, yet wired:

and the sun came up, and they were magically transported from Amsterdam by Elvis back to the North pole where they lived happily ever after, except that guy in the camo got rudolf, and he had to go to the hospital at the North pole, but he’s ok now, and he’s ready for Christmas.

And that’s how Elvis Presley Saved Christmas.

The End

We always knew Elvis would save Christmas..

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A Tumbler’s Journey

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A Tumbler’s Journey

This is a tumbler:


Ozark Trail Vacuum Insulated Stainless Steel 30 Ounce Tumbler

It is going on a long journey on this really cool motorized scooter:


ProGo PS3000-01 Green/Black Propane Powered Scooter

With this guy:

His name is Ed.

He has on a Nike golf shirt.

Ed owns the tumbler and the scooter, and likes Sumatra coffee in the tumbler:


Sumatra Mandheling, Whole Bean, Fresh Roasted Coffee LLC (2 lb.)

Ed works as a security guard for Dell computers, in the office of the CEO, Michael S. Dell.


Dell Inspiron 24 3000 Series All-In-One (Intel Core i3, 8 GB RAM, 500 GB HDD)

One day, Ed and Michael are talking about the future of computers. Ed thinks holograms.

Michael says something else. Ed says that Dell himself, thinks the future of computers is to print out things that you buy from the computer, making shipping instant.

And it has something to do with wrist devices, and weed.

Maybe a little holograms,

pokemon,

and the smiley face emoticon.

And special characters like this:


Tizzy-BAC® Emoji Wechat Twitter Facebook Youtube Plush Throw Cushion Stuffed Plush Doll Toy Pillow (LOL)

Michael likes to improve Dell all of the time.

Anyways, this is cool, Ed invites Michael to go the Grand Canyon with him.

They end up not going, anyways, Dell gives Ed a special secret pokemon tool that helps him find every pokemon imaginable.

He is now like, the most popular pokemon enthusiast in the world.

People now come to Ed’s neighborhood, because he has all of the Pokemon characters in the world.

Anyways, he decides to get an iphone instead of an android.


Apple iPhone 6 16GB Factory Unlocked GSM 4G LTE Cell Phone – Space Grey

Anyways, his pokemon collection gets hacked by Dell.

And Dell gets all of his pokemon characters back.

Then Ed takes a retreat to the Caribbean.

Where he meets a Jamaican princess named Trisha.

MOKAO Traditional African Print Dashiki Bodycon Sexy Short Sleeve Dress

Trisha says that we’re all interconnected with karma, dude.

Anyways, bro.

Ed and Trisha are my pals.

they become best buds.

Ed gives his tumbler to Trisha.

This concludes a tumbler’s journey.

Peace

The End.

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Elmo and the Scooter

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Elmo and the Scooter is a story with a twist.

This is Elmo:

Elmo and the Scooter
Playskool Sesame Street Play All Day Elmo

He rides this scooter:

Elmo and the Scooter
TaoTao Thunder 50 Gas Street Legal Scooter – Black

to where he works at taco bell:

Elmo and the Scooter
Taco Bell Taco Seasoning – Original – 1.4 oz – 3 Pack

and he likes the Legend of Zelda on the wii in his free time.

Elmo and the Scooter
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Nintendo Selects)

and here’s his wii:


Wii

and he likes to play ping pong with his friends, and Elmo is pretty good at ping pong

Elmo and the Scooter
Franklin Sports Quikset Table Tennis Table

Anyways, he gives all of that up to go backpacking in the Himalayas.

Elmo and the Scooter
Mountaintop [2016 NEW] 70L+10L Internal Frame Backpack Water-resistant Hiking Backpack Backpacking Trekking Bag with Rain Cover for Climbing,camping,hiking,Travel and Mountaineering-5805III

and he eats pasta sides:

Elmo and the Scooter
Knorr Pasta Side Dishes, 34.5 Ounce

and when he gets back he devotes the rest of his life to adult coloring books:

Elmo and the Scooter
Adult Coloring Book Designs: Stress Relief Coloring Book: Garden Designs, Mandalas, Animals, and Paisley Patterns

until he decides to become a doctor:


EMI Sprague Rappaport Stethoscope – Marine Green

and go windsurfing on the weekends.


Aqua Marina Champion Windsurfing Stand Up Paddle Board

THE END

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Judy and He Man

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This is Judy


Care Bears Beans Sweet Dreams Plush

Judy likes John:


Masters of the Universe: He-Man The Most Powerful Man in the Universe Figure

John wants to take Judy for a Steak dinner:


Omaha Steaks Family Value Pack

and to a movie.

They decide to get some twizzlers on the way:


Twizzler Strawberry Twists, Individually wrapped (Pack of 105)

They ride a scooter to the dollar movies:


50cc Gas Street Legal Scooter TaoTao ATM50-A1 – Blue

and watch the new Ghostbusters movie.

Then they stop on the way back to Judy’s place and get

AAA batteries:


Duracell Quantum Alkaline AAA Batteries, 12 Count

And some food from cvs:


Hormel Microwavable Compleats Turkey & Dressing with Gravy 10 oz

They are going to a party, so they need scrolling LED name tags:


Koolertron Programmable LED Digital Scrolling Message Name Tag Id Badge(12×48 Pixels) (Green)

and they need some smokes and a boombox:


Axel Pfaender Berlin Boombox

And they are going to sleep in a tent at the party, so they need a tent:


Sundome 4 Person Tent

and then they go to the carnival the next day, and heman wins care bear a stuffed giraffe:


Melissa & Doug Giraffe Plush

and then they build a campfire in the backyard with some firewood:


Premium Firewood, 0.75 Cu’

and fall asleep listening to Brahms:


Brahms Complete Edition [46 CD – Limited Edition]

Then, in the morning, they drink ethiopian coffee:


Ethiopian Yirgacheffe Coffee, Whole Bean, Fresh Roasted Coffee LLC (2 lb.)

because, after all, coffee is from Ethiopia originally, and Ethiopian coffee is the most complex coffee you can get.

Care Bear and He Man already know.

That’s why they go to the beach and wear banana boat:


Banana Boat Ultra Mist Sport Performance Broad Spectrum Sun Care Sunscreen Spray – Twin Pack – SPF 30, 6 ounce

and then they became vegans.

They eat a lot of granola, for reals.


Bob’s Red Mill Honey Almond Granola, 18-ounce (Pack of 4)

and they like the Grateful Dead:


The Golden Road (1965 – 1973)

and glow in the dark hula hoops:


36″ – 24 Color Changing LED Hula Hoop – Cotton Candy Rainbow

and they sell cotton candy with this:


Candy Cloud Cotton Candy Machine with Mobile Wheeled Cart, Pink

and they eat organic applesauce a lot too:


Kirkland Signature Organic Applesauce – 24 Pouches – 3.17 oz. Each

they go snowboarding in the winter:


Emsco Group 1069-4 Graffiti Ride Snowboard

THE END

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funny short story with a twist ending

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This is a funny short story with a twist ending.

So I was doing laundry in one of these:

Samsung Power Special- High-Efficiency Front-Loading Laundry System Featuring Spacious 4.2 Cubic Foot Washer with Steam and Matching ELECTRIC 7.4 Cubic Foot Dryer with Steam

When all of a sudden, a miniature sized alien appeared on my windowsill.

The alien looked like this:


Alien Foam Filled Amazon

He said his name was Splinter.

Immediately I thought of Splinter, like from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Figure: Splinter

Anyways, he said he was from a sect of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but he was in an alien costume:


Alien Morphsuit Kids Costume

And that really he was Splinter from another dimension, or alternate reality.

He said he wanted to use my ATV:


Atv 125cc Fully Automatic with Reverse

To go to Walmart to get some fish n chips:


Omaha Steaks English Pub Fish & Chips

And that his Spaceship was wrecked, and we needed the ATV because it was snowing.

Well, I said, you better wear my North face Jacket:


The North Face Thermoball Full Zip Jacket – Men’s

because it’s Wintertime. Splinter said that the alien costume was pretty warm, so we hopped on the ATV

and headed to Wally World.

Well, we got there, parked the ATV, and Splinter said he was Thirsty and wanted a coke:


Mexican Coca Cola, Drink Cola, 12-Ounce (24 Pack)
While we were getting the coca cola at the vending machine, people started noticing that I was with an alien from outer space.

The guy next to us at the vending Machine introduced himself to us.

Once he found out the alien’s name was Splinter, he said, “well, since it’s Halloween, I guess you can dress up like Shredder, since you are splinter. Try this Shredder costume I just got for my kid, and maybe no one will notice that you are an alien.”

Shredder costume:


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Deluxe Shredder Costume

“Now Splinter, I declare you Shredder,” said the Guy next to us, as the alien put the Shredder costume.

“Wow, I really feel like something out of a movie,” said Splinter/Shredder/Alien.

I said, “this is a movie. Well, sorta, I mean we are on camera at Walmart, and this will prob go on the news, because there’s an alien dressed like Shredder in Walmart.”

So the next thing you know we are in the back of a van heading to Washington D.C. because somebody called the FBI.

Anyways, then there was a sno cone machine in the back of the van.


Waring Pro SCM100 Professional Snow Cone Maker

So everybody had sno cones.

Then the alien said, “well, I’m not really an alien. I have an alien costume on, and All I want is some chocolate because it’s Halloween.”

So the driver says, “Well, I have some snickers, you want one?”


SNICKERS Singles Size Chocolate Candy Bars 1.86-Ounce Bar 48-Count Box
I say, “Well if you’re not an alien, what are you?”

The alien said, “well, my name is Trisha, and I’m just a girl.”

The alien then unzipped the back of the alien costume, and slipped out of it and she looked like this:

MOKAO Traditional African Print Dashiki Bodycon Sexy Short Sleeve Dress

So the guys in the van turned the van around and took us back to Walmart, where we got back on our ATV and headed home to eat some fish ‘n chips.

Trisha liked me, so we ended up getting married. I gave her the ring:


1 Carat Princess Cut Diamond Solitaire Engagement Ring 18K White Gold (J, VS1-VS2, 1 c.t.w) Very Good Cut

and we spent the rest of our lives travelling around the world in sea kayaks.


Sun Dolphin Aruba SS 10-Foot Sit-in Kayak

and we had fish everyday, because we went fishing with one of these:


PLUSINNO® Spin Spinning Rod and Reel Combos Carbon Telescopic Fishing Rod with Reel Combo Sea Saltwater Freshwater Kit Fishing Rod Kit

And they lived happily ever after.

THE END

 

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