funny short story with a twist ending

funny short story with a twist ending

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This is a funny short story with a twist ending.

So I was doing laundry in one of these:

Samsung Power Special- High-Efficiency Front-Loading Laundry System Featuring Spacious 4.2 Cubic Foot Washer with Steam and Matching ELECTRIC 7.4 Cubic Foot Dryer with Steam

When all of a sudden, a miniature sized alien appeared on my windowsill.

The alien looked like this:


Alien Foam Filled Amazon

He said his name was Splinter.

Immediately I thought of Splinter, like from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Figure: Splinter

Anyways, he said he was from a sect of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but he was in an alien costume:


Alien Morphsuit Kids Costume

And that really he was Splinter from another dimension, or alternate reality.

He said he wanted to use my ATV:


Atv 125cc Fully Automatic with Reverse

To go to Walmart to get some fish n chips:


Omaha Steaks English Pub Fish & Chips

And that his Spaceship was wrecked, and we needed the ATV because it was snowing.

Well, I said, you better wear my North face Jacket:


The North Face Thermoball Full Zip Jacket – Men’s

because it’s Wintertime. Splinter said that the alien costume was pretty warm, so we hopped on the ATV

and headed to Wally World.

Well, we got there, parked the ATV, and Splinter said he was Thirsty and wanted a coke:


Mexican Coca Cola, Drink Cola, 12-Ounce (24 Pack)
While we were getting the coca cola at the vending machine, people started noticing that I was with an alien from outer space.

The guy next to us at the vending Machine introduced himself to us.

Once he found out the alien’s name was Splinter, he said, “well, since it’s Halloween, I guess you can dress up like Shredder, since you are splinter. Try this Shredder costume I just got for my kid, and maybe no one will notice that you are an alien.”

Shredder costume:


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Deluxe Shredder Costume

“Now Splinter, I declare you Shredder,” said the Guy next to us, as the alien put the Shredder costume.

“Wow, I really feel like something out of a movie,” said Splinter/Shredder/Alien.

I said, “this is a movie. Well, sorta, I mean we are on camera at Walmart, and this will prob go on the news, because there’s an alien dressed like Shredder in Walmart.”

So the next thing you know we are in the back of a van heading to Washington D.C. because somebody called the FBI.

Anyways, then there was a sno cone machine in the back of the van.


Waring Pro SCM100 Professional Snow Cone Maker

So everybody had sno cones.

Then the alien said, “well, I’m not really an alien. I have an alien costume on, and All I want is some chocolate because it’s Halloween.”

So the driver says, “Well, I have some snickers, you want one?”


SNICKERS Singles Size Chocolate Candy Bars 1.86-Ounce Bar 48-Count Box
I say, “Well if you’re not an alien, what are you?”

The alien said, “well, my name is Trisha, and I’m just a girl.”

The alien then unzipped the back of the alien costume, and slipped out of it and she looked like this:

MOKAO Traditional African Print Dashiki Bodycon Sexy Short Sleeve Dress

So the guys in the van turned the van around and took us back to Walmart, where we got back on our ATV and headed home to eat some fish ‘n chips.

Trisha liked me, so we ended up getting married. I gave her the ring:


1 Carat Princess Cut Diamond Solitaire Engagement Ring 18K White Gold (J, VS1-VS2, 1 c.t.w) Very Good Cut

and we spent the rest of our lives travelling around the world in sea kayaks.


Sun Dolphin Aruba SS 10-Foot Sit-in Kayak

and we had fish everyday, because we went fishing with one of these:


PLUSINNO® Spin Spinning Rod and Reel Combos Carbon Telescopic Fishing Rod with Reel Combo Sea Saltwater Freshwater Kit Fishing Rod Kit

And they lived happily ever after.

THE END

 

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