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This is a funny short story with a twist ending.
So I was doing laundry in one of these:
When all of a sudden, a miniature sized alien appeared on my windowsill.
The alien looked like this:
He said his name was Splinter.
Immediately I thought of Splinter, like from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:
Anyways, he said he was from a sect of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but he was in an alien costume:
And that really he was Splinter from another dimension, or alternate reality.
He said he wanted to use my ATV:
To go to Walmart to get some fish n chips:
And that his Spaceship was wrecked, and we needed the ATV because it was snowing.
Well, I said, you better wear my North face Jacket:
because it’s Wintertime. Splinter said that the alien costume was pretty warm, so we hopped on the ATV
and headed to Wally World.
Well, we got there, parked the ATV, and Splinter said he was Thirsty and wanted a coke:
Mexican Coca Cola, Drink Cola, 12-Ounce (24 Pack)
While we were getting the coca cola at the vending machine, people started noticing that I was with an alien from outer space.
The guy next to us at the vending Machine introduced himself to us.
Once he found out the alien’s name was Splinter, he said, “well, since it’s Halloween, I guess you can dress up like Shredder, since you are splinter. Try this Shredder costume I just got for my kid, and maybe no one will notice that you are an alien.”
“Now Splinter, I declare you Shredder,” said the Guy next to us, as the alien put the Shredder costume.
“Wow, I really feel like something out of a movie,” said Splinter/Shredder/Alien.
I said, “this is a movie. Well, sorta, I mean we are on camera at Walmart, and this will prob go on the news, because there’s an alien dressed like Shredder in Walmart.”
So the next thing you know we are in the back of a van heading to Washington D.C. because somebody called the FBI.
Anyways, then there was a sno cone machine in the back of the van.
So everybody had sno cones.
Then the alien said, “well, I’m not really an alien. I have an alien costume on, and All I want is some chocolate because it’s Halloween.”
So the driver says, “Well, I have some snickers, you want one?”
SNICKERS Singles Size Chocolate Candy Bars 1.86-Ounce Bar 48-Count Box
I say, “Well if you’re not an alien, what are you?”
The alien said, “well, my name is Trisha, and I’m just a girl.”
The alien then unzipped the back of the alien costume, and slipped out of it and she looked like this:
So the guys in the van turned the van around and took us back to Walmart, where we got back on our ATV and headed home to eat some fish ‘n chips.
Trisha liked me, so we ended up getting married. I gave her the ring:
and we spent the rest of our lives travelling around the world in sea kayaks.
and we had fish everyday, because we went fishing with one of these:
And they lived happily ever after.
thx 4 reading da funny short story with a twist ending.
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