snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope

Snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope

by

@yessickart

A Short story

with a change of shoes

Snuffaluffagus wants his name changed to gus.

So he goes to the social security office

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope
28″ Exclusive Playskool Sesame Street Snuffleupagus Plush Doll

He takes a mountain bike there:

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope
Mongoose Impasse Dual Full Suspension Bicycle (29-Inch)

and then he gets some kiwis and strawberries

and a blender:

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope
Ninja Professional Blender 1000

He then makes smoothies for everybody waiting in line at the social security office for a minimal fee.

And the people love Gus’s smoothies, so he decides to start a smoothie business from the back of his car.

And then he starts going to different jobsites selling smoothies.

People like him because he is a big furry elephant looking creature..

Plus his smoothies taste delightful.

He goes to Vegas one weekend, and triples his smoothie money in one hand of cards.

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope
Bicycle Standard Index Playing Cards (Pack of 2)

And then he buys a fishing boat

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope
Sun Dolphin Pro Fishing Boat

and sails to the western sea, to the isle of hawaii

on a trolling motor.

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope
Minn Kota Endura C2 50 Freshwater Transom Mounted Trolling Motor

through the sea he sails.

And he picks up a couple of associates along the way.

And

Then he buys them wetsuits:

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope
NeoSport Wetsuits Full Body Sports Skins – Diving, Snorkeling & Swimming

Gus has his coat of fur, so he doesn’t require a wetsuit.

Anyways, they sail for twelve years to hawaii, where they open up

another smoothie truck.

And then they make peanut butter sandwiches:

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope
Jif Creamy Peanut Butter (Pack of 3)

And drink smoothies all the days.

Come to find out,

Gus was Trisha in a Snuffaluffagus costume all this time.

Here’s Trisha

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope
MOKAO Traditional African Print Dashiki Bodycon Sexy Short Sleeve Dress

Trisha likes it in Hawaii now, with her smoothie business.

And to think, it all started with one blender.

Anyways, thanks for reading.

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope

Oh yeah, she collects kaleidoscopes in her spare time, and is thinking about making a special edition snuffalufagus kaleidoscope where you see hundreds of little snuffaluffagusses all over the place when you look into it.

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope
Handmade Working kaleidoscope Gift for everyone + Children Toys.

snuffaluffagus and the kaleidoscope

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